martedì 6 ottobre 2009

Annunci di ragazze cinesi su magazine in inglese

Questo non ha a che fare con notizie vere e proprie, ma spulciando gli annunci sui siti dei magazine in inglese di Beijing ci si imbatte in spaccati del mondo femminile urbano decisamente interessanti. Ricerche di uomini o amici che suonano, a seconda dei casi, tenere, ciniche, opportunistiche, utopiche, comiche. Ma comunque rivolte a uomini stranieri; anche chi non lo scrive chiaramente, lo si capisce dal fatto che gli annunci sono visibili su siti in inglese, quindi non letti da cinesi, o almeno non sono i cinesi i maggiori lettori. I titoli ed i corsivi sono miei, ho lasciato gli annunci in inglese ma non sono difficili da comprendere.


- Quella che soddisfa i tuoi standar


I am well-educated, professionally accomplished (suona tipo “mi piaccioni i piani ben riusciti”), elegant. I am a realist with dreams; I am a romantic soul with a rational mind. I love arts, music and literature. as a woman who meets your standards on all levelsn (non si sa come lei conosce i tuoi standards). Serious replies with pictures only.


- La bomba sexy


i'd rather believe there is no serious man on this website so, i am looking for a hot date. you, pls be:


1. totally single
2. not Chinese (prefer caucasian) (tradotto significa no unghie lunghe, dita nel naso e puzza d’aglio, ma soprattutto pieno di soldi)
3. no HIV, no STD (mi sembra giusto chiarirlo, poteva anche scrivere “porta i tuoi esami del sangue”)
4. height >180cm
5. younger than 45, older than 25
6. smart and fun
7. if gay or bi-sexual, no problem
8. have free time to date after work
9. have a presentable room for romance
10. repeat 1 to 9.


for me, i am tall & slim, neat and fun, busy and single, i love romance and sex, and i am not keen to get in any marriage.


- L’indecisa


Hi there!


As my subject, I want to make a bf for serious relationship for marriage or just for fun. (deciditi magari)


Frankly speaking,certainly I wanna find my Mr.right but I also know it's not easy and I don't know if here is a suitable place to find; so before I find the right one, I'd like to have a friend to have conversation ,dinner, watch film ,hang out to coulour my life (un imbianchino insomma) and make us to know something new.


About myself:
Chinese girl, 27,locate in "ShuangJing",work in an European company, short and slim(160cm,45kgs)
pretty, traditional, don't smoke and drink.


I can't clarify now what criteria for you,just hope you understand a little chinese,maybe I can teach you more.


NOTE: I mean"fun" which don't include "sex", any person has this intent pls keep away fm me.


- Quella che crede nelle favole


Hello Dear,
Although I don’t know where you are now but I hope god can bring us together. First I recommend myself: I am 26 years old Chinese girl with kind heart; I am a traditional girl if you know Chinese culture and love it so we are suitable. I am serious with love we should not play with it; it is as pure as a lily so I long for pure and sincere love. If I get a true love I will cherish and protect if with my whole life. I wish you can do it too. No matter where you are from I hope you are a man like this:
1. Kind heart, love family, love life, love person around you.
2. Tolerant and generous with people. Because we are not perfect, all of us will make mistakes but these mistakes can help us to improve ourselves and understand life deeply.
3. Smile to life with an optimistic view, life is bit or sweet just depend on us, we can create everything include happiness.
4. Love family, respect old people, love children.
if you are that kind of man and want to have a warm family in china, you can contact with me( my email: )we can know each other first and i dream that one day we can build a two person world and accompany you to everywhere hand by hand till the end of my life........
BEST REGARDS
Yours GF in the future


- La semplice


Hi guys,im a good looking,attractive,sexy girl with great sense of humor.I would like to meet a decent and caring guy to share life with,i like watching movies at home,cooking,eating out,music,of course i do love spending a wonderful evening with the right guy.Drop me a message and we can get to know with each other a little bit more.


- Quella che ha talmente fiducia in sé stessa da parlarne in terza persona


A single Beijing girl is seeking for her western shooting star for a serious relationship.(NO ONS one night sex)


She is good looking,fit,well-educated,fun-loving,humorous ,thoughtful, creative...and hope to find same kind of man for mutural language,to melt with,to build up their own whole new world,a dazzling place,unbelievable sights,indescribable feeling (questi sono effetti da LSD, temo che l’eccesso di GMD abbia rovinato i cervelli dei cinesi)...That is the only reason to be here.


If you,
>are 26-37 years old,
>are tall,but not over-weight,(no ciccioni please)
>are originated from North America and Eruope,
>speak english fluently,are also good at writing in english,
>open-minded for new things and keep optimistic,
>would like to meet a VERY TALL (cazzo alta quanto??) chinese girl,


Let her know you first,maybe you are someone She has been kept waiting for years.Take it from there.Never to be late,right?


 


- Quella simpatica


I do believe that physical attraction is very important in a relationship, if not essential. I am longing for the heartbeat and passion when I am close to you and when we look at each other. It feels like your favorite ice cream melting in your mouth, satisfying and mesmerizing. Magic ha... It's simply beyond description...


But that's just the start.


You are between 30 and 45 years old and you take care of yourself physically and mentally (significa che eviti di finire in manicomio credo). You are smart, witty and have a good sense of humor. You can carry a conversation with different topics and you are quite knowledgeable (sei dunque perfetto per andare in qualche quiz televisivo e quindi potenzialmente ricco). You are tolerant and open to new ideas and different culture. You are not judgmental or selfish and you love your family and friends. You are confident, but not arrogant. Yes,I also love a big smile and charming eyes! (che non ha nulla a che fare con quello di cui stava parlando)


I am attractive, sweet and fun with long dark hair (strano anche questo essendo lei cinese) and a beautiful smile. I love making jokes and making fun of myself and the person I love. (questo potrebbe dire che la ragazza si apposta dietro le porte e ti fa prendere gran spaventi, poi ti fa lo sgambetto, poi ti umilia in pubblico facendo finti peti con le ascelle e come scherzo finale ti anestetizza e ti ruba un rene, ma sempre con il sorriso sulla labbra)
I bring warmth to people around (è un boiler?) me and I make them feel comfortable. I am well-educated and like to learn new things in life. Being inquisitive can be annoying sometimes and I promise I won't ask any questions at some critical moment...you know...(I know what??tipo quando soffri di eiaculazione precoce?o quando viene scoperto un tuo tradimento?)


- La pragmatica


this's a little bit unusual, but in a crazy world as ours, even things like such happens from time to time.
for personal reasons, i need to go to norther europe and stay there for some time, but as a chinese citizen, it's not easy. so if u r also experiencing trouble getting into china, and in search of an espouse visa to come here, also u r into the idea of using marriage in exchange for the freedom of travelling to china, plz let me know as soon as possible.


thank you


(questo non si commenta, è talmente cinico e pragmatico da risultare forse il più onesto)

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